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talk about a wasteful hobby, am i right

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February 24th, 2020next

February 24th, 2020: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

– Ryan

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[rss title] talk about a wasteful hobby, am i right

[img title] I've gotten real good at it and NOBODY wants to see. UPDATE: oh no oh NO someone wanna see

[mailto subject] gladwell says i'm - and this word gets thrown around a lot lately but in this case i'm sure it's accurate - an expert
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CAUTION: CONTENTS HOT, read the coffee cup. CAUTION: CONTENTS HOT, sighed my brain as i stared at the superspy ordering a black coffee with a shot of espresso

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February 21st, 2020next

February 21st, 2020: Thanks for reading my comic today, everyone!! Thanks for reading it EVERY day, actually. And if you're not reading it every day NOW'S YOUR CHANCE I GUESS??

– Ryan

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[rss title] CAUTION: CONTENTS HOT, read the coffee cup. CAUTION: CONTENTS HOT, sighed my brain as i stared at the superspy ordering a black coffee with a shot of espresso

[img title] angola sighed, which just made his dimples look cuter. as i looked at him i thought, oh dang, well i can't just NOT kiss this deadly representation of extrajudicial state authority

[mailto subject] Angola Maldives, who despite my best intentions was becoming this really well developed character, looked over his tragic backstory with interest
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the time: once upon a! and in they end they lived happily: ever after!

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February 19th, 2020next

February 19th, 2020: Who was the first person in history with the power to end civilizations? NOT ME, THAT'S FOR (THANKFULLY) SURE

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[rss title] the time: once upon a! and in they end they lived happily: ever after!

[img title] double double toil AND trouble? uh that's a nope from me, chief

[mailto subject] i mean, i have to toil, sure, but at least it's in theory not NECESSARILY a field ALL the time
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according to the super mario wiki, because YES I researched this comic to make sure my numbers were correct, mario's first two enemies were "Donkey Kong" and "Fire".

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February 17th, 2020next

February 17th, 2020: Mario I love you too

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[rss title] according to the super mario wiki, because YES I researched this comic to make sure my numbers were correct, mario's first two enemies were "Donkey Kong" and "Fire".

[img title] It's-a me, therefore I-a am

[mailto subject] pidgit did nothing wrong and mario is the aggressor, change my mind
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okay FINE but when do we get to placentalentine's day

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February 14th, 2020next

February 14th, 2020: Happy Valentine's Day to all the sweeties but especially to MY sweetie!!

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[rss title] okay FINE but when do we get to placentalentine's day

[img title] if you want to discuss valentine's... we shallentine's

[mailto subject] RATIONALEntine's is giving me bad MORALEntines!!
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wait, some people DON'T see a tiny batman head that talks to them and only they can hear? haha wow

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February 12th, 2020next

February 12th, 2020: Batman I love you

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[rss title] wait, some people DON'T see a tiny batman head that talks to them and only they can hear? haha wow

[img title] it's actually called that: "Warner Bros. Global Brands and Experiences". how you feel when you discover the owner of Batman is called THAT is but one of their many Experiences

[mailto subject] to be fair we don't know what batman's inner monologue is ALL the time. maybe sometimes he's just reciting poetry in his head as he's taking down criminals. oh snap that's even MORE awesome, nevermind, everything batman does is somehow rad forever
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